Wishbone, anyone?

by brokenrecordbaby

I’m not sure if I missed out a bit of pornographical education (i defo got the memo that a girl’s face is the only place to cum on these days…it is like the little black dress of the porno world…always classy and in style) but what the fuck is a wishbone??

couple weeks ago i met some guy somewhere and he thought the fact that i was open about sex and friendly was an invitation for his drunken perversity. it got me and charlie pretty aggro woo. anyway this was his attempt to get jiggy with me:

“ruin you means split your legs in half like a wishbone. I want to come in your face then I want to make you come all over me.”

i do not wanna know what he would wish for after splitting my legs apart. oh wow.