Big Comeback
by brokenrecordbaby
(Real story courtesy of Ryan though he does not represent either of the characters)
Boyfriend goes to girlfriend:
“You’re fat.”
Girlfriend: “That’s ‘cos everytime I fuck your dad he gives me a cookie.”
(Real story courtesy of Ryan though he does not represent either of the characters)
Boyfriend goes to girlfriend:
“You’re fat.”
Girlfriend: “That’s ‘cos everytime I fuck your dad he gives me a cookie.”
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